Introducing the first drop from The Infinite Unfolding Collaboration - a sarcastic, soul-awakened spin on the chaos we call modern life.

This shirt says what we’re all thinking: “Safety’s cute… but have you tried panic?”
Because honestly, who hasn’t been through the spiritual pressure cooker lately?

⚡ Design: Vintage comic-style print with bold retro sarcasm.
🧠 Energy: For the overthinkers, awakeners, and cosmic comedians.
👕 Fit & Feel: Soft, breathable cotton that keeps you comfy even when the world’s on fire.
🌍 Purpose: Made for those who can laugh their way through the shift — and still look good doing it.

Wear it. Feel it. Unfold infinitely. ♾️
Part of the BAM x The Infinite Unfolding Series – Conscious humor meets awakened style.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for durability and prevention of stretching
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance
- Ribbed collar retains shape for comfortable wear
- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton ensures quality and sustainability

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50