From the Infinite Unfolding Collection, this shirt is for the overthinkers who have tried to meditate…but their brain keeps filing noise complaints.

“If Calm Was Safe I’d Already Be There” is more than a laugh - it’s a truth bomb wrapped in cotton. Because healing isn’t all incense and deep breaths; sometimes it’s messy, loud, and uncomfortable.

✨ Energy: Real talk meets spiritual humor.
🧠 Message: Peace is the destination - panic just drives the car sometimes.
👕 Fit & Feel: Unisex heavy cotton tee made for comfort, reflection, and a smirk at your own evolution.

Part of the BAM x Infinite Unfolding Collaboration - where awakening meets authenticity (and a little sarcasm).

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elasticity.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric for high-quality printing.
- Ethically produced using 100% US cotton, certified for safety.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50